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only the best
Hey i'm Dylan. im a straight white male. i live with myself, its difficult but i manage.
somewhere out there someone is having fun w/o me and i resent them for it
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Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.
Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%
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I feel if there was a prison break I’d be the one guy on the toilet during the escape
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the fuck am i suppose to do with this
i have honestly never laughed so hard in my entire life
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I went to the MCA in Chicago yesterday with my family and my brothers matched these paintings and then this happened.
Accidental performance art: priceless
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I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy’s celebration
help me I can’t stop laughing
DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG
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fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
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somebody asked for all these to be rebloggable
spread the good word around to all your friends
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