only the best

Hey i'm Dylan. I live with myself. its difficult but i manage.

(Source: antiocial, via wasiangod)

macklemore:

staff:

gay

:O

(via destielsandwich)

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

(via k999)

accioheadcanons:

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"

(via wankymind)

sucysucyfivedolla:

just eat this whole sack of flour

sucysucyfivedolla:

just eat this whole sack of flour

(Source: sucymemebabaran, via milly-mu)

twerkingdead:

this literally has changed my life

(Source: lawn-of-del-rey, via awkwardvagina)

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

(via awkwardvagina)

chanel-smokes:

omg i love her

(Source: mattsgifs, via radiswhatweaimfor)

Anonymous said: So a cop, a racist, and a murderer walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy.

yoisthisracist:

I get this joke.

(Source: memewhore, via galactci)

lsdzeppelin:

i wanna be a milf without the having children part

(via galactci)

(Source: iraffiruse, via radiswhatweaimfor)

orgasmic-humor:

 

kohwala:

brb trapped in a republican bathroom

(via toodopetoexist)