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Hey i'm Dylan. I live with myself. its difficult but i manage.

meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

(via hallooing)

I’m watching the fuckin movie where Michael cera is holding that cactus an out of nowhere I got jump scared. This movie makes no sense

cutesy:

pikachu whats wrong

cutesy:

pikachu whats wrong

(via awkwardvagina)

memeguy-com:

I also put my toddlers jeans on my dog

memeguy-com:

I also put my toddlers jeans on my dog

(via coolator)

supernaturally-marvelous:

ask-jarvis:

cumber-kitty:

friendly reminder that Tony was only 17 when his parents died in a car accident leaving him orphaned and alone 

Friendly reminder that most likely Bucky staged the car accident

(via thevvonderland)

jewist:

nicevagina:

itsfunnytome:

Top 50 Vine Scare Cam

I fucking lost it when that girl gets smacked in the face with a baking tray ahahahah

OH MY GOD

(via dumbpost)

Doctor:

do you drink or smoke?

Me:

no

Doctor:

(under his breath) what a loser

party-in-the-morgue:

party-in-the-morgue:

What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?

Cellfies

(via hallooing)

thevulcantimelord:

moniquill:

othercat2:

no-mercy-in-this-dojo:


droffats-hsoj:


Assets secure.


” You do not have the password…”


keep you bodice safe from ripping with our patented bodice kitten.

Looks like what we have here is a…
[sunglasses]
Boobytrap.

thevulcantimelord:

moniquill:

othercat2:

no-mercy-in-this-dojo:

droffats-hsoj:

Assets secure.

” You do not have the password…”

keep you bodice safe from ripping with our patented bodice kitten.

Looks like what we have here is a…

[sunglasses]

Boobytrap.

(Source: 12-gauge-rage, via samscapades)

drunkdilf:

isn’t it weird to think that most people you know had sex? that cute old lady sitting next to you on the bus? prob choked on a dick at one point in her life

(Source: cyberho, via k999)

bittermaraschino:

Omg, who has seen these adorable little comic strips of Ash writing letters to his father by Mare Odomo? http://mareodomo.com/index.php?/comics/letters-to-an-absent-father/
I’m so in love with these <3

(via hallooing)

(Source: nookwhiffers, via hallooing)