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Hey i'm Dylan. I live with myself. its difficult but i manage.

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

(via aladone)

Anonymous said: what state do you live in?

narcotic:

Usually denial 

fvming:

My laptop is hotter than my sex life

(Source: fvming, via humoristics)

kanyewestrainbowfactory:

I deserved this point.

kanyewestrainbowfactory:

I deserved this point.

(via sixfigs)

preys:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

(via humoristics)

masterkfox:

masterkfox:

guess which frame I gave up on

3000 notes because I wrote ‘fuck’ on an animation frame what the hell tumblr

masterkfox:

masterkfox:

guess which frame I gave up on

3000 notes because I wrote ‘fuck’ on an animation frame what the hell tumblr

(via hallooing)

the-pietriarchy:

the-pietriarchy:

the-pietriarchy:

this guy was watching sonic the hedgehog (the tv series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of speed and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting hedgehogs do what they want without being slowed down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone fast” it’s precious

update: I banged him

the-pietriarchy:

the-pietriarchy:

the-pietriarchy:

this guy was watching sonic the hedgehog (the tv series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of speed and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting hedgehogs do what they want without being slowed down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone fast” it’s precious

update: I banged him

(via coolator)

(Source: gayspicy, via sixfigs)

pussyclestroyer:

sexting like

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(via wankymind)

oomshi:

suckonmybubble:

oomshi:

I fuck her with my crocs on

The disrespect….

The honor

(via lameborghini)

stagbeetleloveit:

I’m fucking crying

stagbeetleloveit:

I’m fucking crying

(Source: grindlebone, via sixfigs)

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

(via jetbag)

“i lied it’s five words”

—   6 word story (via bombing)

(via neighborhood-crazy)

churchsext:


rawrimadinosawr3212:

churchsext:

finally

Fuckin finally

looks like I just wasn’t vulgar enough for rawrimadinosaur3212

churchsext:

rawrimadinosawr3212:

churchsext:

finally

Fuckin finally

looks like I just wasn’t vulgar enough for rawrimadinosaur3212

(via neighborhood-crazy)