I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY
PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF
hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself
I’m watching the fuckin movie where Michael cera is holding that cactus an out of nowhere I got jump scared. This movie makes no sense
friendly reminder that Tony was only 17 when his parents died in a car accident leaving him orphaned and alone
Friendly reminder that most likely Bucky staged the car accident
do you drink or smoke?
(under his breath) what a loser
What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?
isn’t it weird to think that most people you know had sex? that cute old lady sitting next to you on the bus? prob choked on a dick at one point in her life