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Hey i'm Dylan. I live with myself. its difficult but i manage.

 - WHO RULES THE SEA NOW!?

tylersvathings:

1 blah blah lava

2 yes yes quiiiiiiite

3 DO YOU??

4 uhhhh

5 DO IT DIEPOD

6 DIEPOD FUCKS THAT FISH

FUCK ME?! NAW FUCK THAT FISH! YOU’LL BE THE BITCH OF THE SEA WHEN I’M DONE WITH YOU!

Art by Beanseller 

Team Magma Leader and extras - Me

Team Aqua Leader / New Ruler of the Sea - Diepod

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juli-the-human:

shubbabang:

you know that thing where you scrunch up your arms and it looks like you have only hands well this one time when i was little i kept it up for 3 days no matter where i was

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one time i also pissed off my entire family for 3 days

the last picture i cANT BREATHE

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shinji420:

get this onto the tumblr radar

shinji420:

get this onto the tumblr radar

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amischiefofmice:

a-a-n-d:

blinddarkness:

rlmjob:

welcome to my blog

the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened



coming attractions!

amischiefofmice:

a-a-n-d:

blinddarkness:

rlmjob:

welcome to my blog

the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened

coming attractions!

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revolverfucker:

cjkaze:

revolverfucker:

cjkaze:

i dont get why most products for men are like “RRRRRRRAGH ITS THE SAME THING AS THE WOMANS PRODUCT EXCEPT WOMEN ARE PATHETIC AND THIS IS FOR MEN RRRHHHH BUY YOUR MAN YOGURT TODAY”

b…b…buy your…. man yogurt…. buy your…. man yogurt…. man yogurt…..

RRRG ARE YOU NOT MANLY ENOUGH TO SWALLOW LOADS OF MAN YOGURT????¿ 

SWALLOW IT. SWALLOW ALL OF THE MAN YOGURT NOW 

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phobias:

Tumblr has given me a perfect sense of humour that’s shared by nobody at school

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corisete:

pawtism:

helioscentrifuge:

breastforce:

imagine somebody who’s immortal having a gigantic room where all the walls are completely covered up with photos.

each one is of a different loved one whom they have outlived 

STOP RIGHT THERE

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imageahhh this already has like fifty million notes but i just thought this was a really sweet idea… i didn’t get to draw the room as big as i wanted too ;_; but this is only 1/4th of that room or something!!!!

guys there are two wedding photos

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comickergirl:

Day 3 (Technically it’s after midnight so I’m late but ssssshhhhhh): For the First Time in Forever (I will be right here)

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lilcoochie:

snatchedweaves:

katten-jansson:

abcnewsofficial:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

It’s officially gone too far now.

OH MY GO! this has to stop now…not now but right #NOW!!!

is this fucking serious

LOL I WAS WATCHING THIS EPISODE TONIGHT AT WORK W/ MY RESIDENTS

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perspectave:

i would sit in my underwear with you at 2am

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